Saturday, August 26, 2006

Alien invasion

I think he was from North India...as he started to talk to me in Punjabi as his wife was embarassed and was trying to drag him away...I didn't understand a single word what he was saying...so he asked me if I were Asian or not...upon getting a positive response he asked me which country I was from...when he came to know that I am from Bangladesh...he said that he was from India...and added that still we are both Asians...so its the same. This incident took place in the narrow alley of Ripon Bhai/Farhana's place in Turnpike Lane this evening. I think the Indian family must have arrived recently in the UK and the guy must have been very eager to meet fellow countrymates/Asians in the greatest melting pot of the world...London. However this small incident reminds me of something....Bangladesh bears the unwelcome label of being the 'largest delta' in the whole world...unwelcome because this causes serious floods every year....partly due to natural climate changes and partly due to neighbourly expressions of 'water generosity' from time to time....causing great misery to people...the only thing that remains 'not drowned' in floodwater are the rail tracks...so inundated human beings take refuge on those rail tracks awaiting the flood to subdue...interestingly enough..a strange cohabitation of humans and animals could be seen during these times....for example humans with their minimal household items could be seen with stray dogs, cows, cats, foxes, goats, poultry etc. trying to accommodate each other as the calamity continues...the deadliest of enemies would even shake hands in cooperation when both of them are hit hard by another enemy...so they better coexist and survive first...then they can resume their bitter enmities....say for example if something like the movie 'Armageddon' does happen to the Earth....what would happen then? I assume we will see fighting nations of the world would abandon their earthly causes and would unite to fight the bigger 'alien' threats...to save the Earth from destruction by a flying rock or from alien invasion from the planet Krypton...we might see the Bush-Laden duo working hand in hand to find out a way to destroy the deadly rock and save the mankind from 'final destruction'...this pair have already proved to be very successful in terrorising the whole world with their mutual enmities...one with his promise to find WMDs and make America and the world safer from tyrants...and the other by taking a franchisee of Islam and thus ensuring everyone 'explosive' one-way tickets to heaven....but in the face of third party danger...they can combine their brains and do something worthwhile....we might also see that Israelis and Palestinians are sorting out plans to save the holy lands of Jerusalem from being destroyed by the unexpected meteroid out there to blow the Earth to pieces...America, UK, France, China, Israel, India, Iran, Pakistan, North Korea etc. would stop aiming their hidden nuclear bombs to each other's asses and would start aiming them towards the Big Rock...the Rock which might be million times destructive than their combined nuclear bombs...and would blow all of their asses in a second....I wonder if the Sunni's and Shiites would stop killing each other in Iraq and Pakistan....if they would realise that they belong to the same faith in the end of the day...I wonder if India and Pakistan would stop fighting over Kashmir and hold hands in leading the sub-continent in the world economy by virtue of its sheer manpower....and the human beings of different countries, different religions, colors would realise that they are humans first...and foremost...being human was in the hand of nature...rest are all man made...and they would keep this in mind when the 'flood' would die away and they would be able to return to their 'homes'....all this I was talking about because the Asian man I met this evening became very happy to have found another Asian in me...in a European country...if I would have met the same person in India...I am sure he would have sniffed me out wondering if I have proper documents to be in India or not, what faith I follow etc....strange isn't it? So moral of the story is 'Alien invasion is the only way out to solve world's political problems'...if any four-eyed six-legged green-blooded alien is reading this blog...please feel free to email me and abduct me beforehand to your planet incase you decide to attack our one and only beloved Earth.

2 Comments:

Prometheus_Unbound said...

Hey man BD aint that bad. I work in Bd and have travelled extensively, been to places in the country where even people living for twenty years may not have gone. Its a lovely country.

and really liked your "What If scenario?" Wouldn't it have been great?

Canary said...

hey.. :) dropped in at ur blog after ages.. and noticed hat u havent written for long.. why?

 

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